tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2683635484532947257.post4251669513003692082..comments2023-10-26T04:30:05.952-05:00Comments on Alan World: Chicago VacationAlanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02786705388056397346noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2683635484532947257.post-22194876928791815152008-08-16T20:10:00.000-05:002008-08-16T20:10:00.000-05:00I did watch the show and loved it! They sent the d...I did watch the show and loved it! They sent the drunks off to other airlines to fly first-class!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2683635484532947257.post-56390915947941033632008-08-16T14:47:00.000-05:002008-08-16T14:47:00.000-05:00Did you every watch the program about Southwest on...Did you every watch the program about Southwest on A&E,it is shameful how they treat drunks. They could at least let them fly baggage, instead of letting them blubber at the airport about missing their flight.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2683635484532947257.post-70100682343988584692008-08-14T22:08:00.000-05:002008-08-14T22:08:00.000-05:00Thank you Alan!!! I love you!!!Thank you Alan!!! I love you!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2683635484532947257.post-41519018850553097182008-08-14T16:49:00.000-05:002008-08-14T16:49:00.000-05:00Peggy@ obviously you have one of those skinny Euro...Peggy@ obviously you have one of those skinny Euro-asses, and don't need the extra cheek room.Alanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02786705388056397346noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2683635484532947257.post-82078204106975742732008-08-14T16:39:00.000-05:002008-08-14T16:39:00.000-05:00Nope, Southwest is moving away from the cattle-cal...Nope, Southwest is moving away from the cattle-call. If you print your boarding pass 23 hrs and 59 min before your flight, you can be in group "A" with a low number. If I am one of the first 20 on the plane I am happy. I always get the seat I want. Besides, there is no first class for the wimps!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2683635484532947257.post-13801567094073546762008-08-14T09:27:00.000-05:002008-08-14T09:27:00.000-05:00Loving the red sandals in the giant bag pic !!!Loving the red sandals in the giant bag pic !!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2683635484532947257.post-32190673509643418132008-08-14T05:36:00.000-05:002008-08-14T05:36:00.000-05:00I'm with you Alan. Southwest treats passengers lik...I'm with you Alan. Southwest treats passengers like cattle. Upgrading to first class is the only way to go now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2683635484532947257.post-29075387238520039822008-08-13T16:30:00.000-05:002008-08-13T16:30:00.000-05:00I hate Southwest. They give you a plastic paddle a...I hate Southwest. They give you a plastic paddle and then everyone holding one has to run onto the plane and fight over who sits where.Alanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02786705388056397346noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2683635484532947257.post-58740565753019816522008-08-13T16:23:00.000-05:002008-08-13T16:23:00.000-05:00Next time try Southwest. We have never had a probl...Next time try Southwest. We have never had a problem with them and they are still fairly reasonable. I think the employee-owned aspect helps, they are usually very pleasant. It's the passengers that I have problems with...especially loud talkers with annoying voices!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2683635484532947257.post-55297752184005325912008-08-13T08:38:00.000-05:002008-08-13T08:38:00.000-05:00Dave@ I couldn't upgrade. First class was full, so...Dave@ I couldn't upgrade. First class was full, so I had to settle for the first row behind first class and watch them in all there splendor through the curtain.<BR/><BR/>Hostess@ I drink vodka, gin gives me a hangover. I can also sleep through most any flight. Unless I get smacked in the head with a 'satchel'.Alanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02786705388056397346noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2683635484532947257.post-43141092550292240852008-08-13T07:27:00.000-05:002008-08-13T07:27:00.000-05:00It is only going to get more unpleasant to fly. I ...It is only going to get more unpleasant to fly. I like to upgrade to first class for a little more room and quiet. Prior to the unreal increase in aviation fuel, I could upgrade for $20-$40. Today it costs me $40-$80. Get to the airport early and upgrade next time.The only place I've not been able to upgrade to is Las Vegas.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2683635484532947257.post-68622425951792256892008-08-13T07:14:00.000-05:002008-08-13T07:14:00.000-05:00I like you Alan...you're not afraid of spray on co...I like you Alan...you're not afraid of spray on condoms, and you hate flying as much as I do. I will not try to hit you with my satchel (real lesbians don't carry purses anymore because of the bra burning incident) if I'm crammed on a flight with you. Also, if we happen to share an aisle, I'll hand over one of the half-dozen bottles of gin I order for medicinal purposes and we can check out airline attendants together...just don't wake up my girlfriend...she (to my amazement and dismay) sleeps blissfully through any flight.thehostesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06399844652992974753noreply@blogger.com