(First of all let me say how happy I am that
I figured out how to get back into my blog. During a long period where I was otherwise
distracted I did neglect it, but I am back. I don’t write all my passwords down
which can be good, and can be bad. This time a good guess fixed things. I still
don’t know the password because I didn’t write it down again. I simply won’t ever
sign out.)
About two or
more weeks ago I bought a nice steak at the Jewel. It had the fifty percent markdown
tag on it because it was about to go past its sell date. It’s the only way I
ever buy meat, marked down. Seriously, it tasted just as good or better than if
I paid the twenty dollars, extremely tender and flavorful. Unfortunately, while
I was gnawing down on a mouthful, my mouth got confused. In all the mass of
chewed up cow meat, I bit down hard on my inner lip. There was a shot of pain
and a loud scream that sent the begging dogs running. They came back quickly
though when I spit the meat out and blotted blood from my lip. My dogs don’t
care, used meat tastes just great to them. I was looking forward to that meal,
planning for it all day. I had mashed potatoes, and corn along with the steak,
and a nice wine to wash it down. The pain was so bad I just couldn’t finish
dinner. Anyway, after that painful meal I have re-bit the same spot at least fifty
times. No matter how slowly I chew, no matter how carefully I chew, I still
keep biting my inner lip. I’ve bit it for breakfast while eating my Cheerios. I’ve
bit it again while eating a Wolfy’s hotdog. I bit the lip when chewing my melatonin
gummy before bed, while eating Jell-o, I even bit it while sucking a smoothie
up through a straw. The only thing I can see that will cure my sore lip would
possibly be a week long liquid diet, but I’d probably still find a way to
injure myself.
