小气鬼 |
When Mark lived in Florida he was the lead system
operator for the county court house computer system. Despite
having the skill to run that big computer system, Mark finds ordering Chinese
food online impossible. Last night, just about the time the evening news came
on, Mark tried to order from the China Palace. I didn't pay much attention, but
from the periphery I could hear whining and bitching.
"Something wrong?"
"I can't figure out how to order on this stupid web
site. I put in a two dollar and fifty cent tip but it won't take it.... Oh,
wait.... Okay, it took."
So the hot and sour soup, crab
Rangoon, and Mongolian beef should arrive in about forty minutes. One hour and fifteen minutes later I
called the China Palace direct and asked where the hell was our order. A lady
with a very, very heavy accent answered the phone.
"Indecipherable.. indecipherable.. we no have
that order... indecipherable... three hours... indecipherable.."
So I hung up and walked over
to Mark's computer. The order was still on the screen with that two dollar and
fifty cent tip highlighted in red. The order had not gone through. I clicked on
the tip box and changed it to three dollars. The red went away, the screen
flashed and the word 'confirmed' popped up. Apparently if you do not tip China
Palace enough they will not take your business. Again, I figured that in about
forty minutes we'd have dinner. One hour and thirty minutes later I called them
again. The same lady answered the phone.
"Indecipherable.. indecipherable.. we no have
that order... indecipherable... four hours... indecipherable.. You want to
order now?"
No I did not want to order
again. I was over it and planned on walking over to Wolfy's for some
hotdogs. Just as I was berating the woman on the phone about how horrible
their service was, the dogs went insane and the doorbell rang. It was our food
from China Palace. It was all there, everything we ordered and it was still
hot. So I told the lady on the phone that all was fine. She responded...
"So you want to order now?"
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