Okay, so rule number one is, you will be staying in my/our office/guest room. It is my office, and I will need you to vacate it on occasion. I know you need your naps and beauty rest, but I need to play Mahjong Titans once in a while on the computer. Rule number two is, entertain yourself. I am not a tour guide, I have seen almost everything there is to see here in Florida. I don't want to go to the beach with you, don't ask. It is full of dirty sand and stinging jelly fish. Rule three, don't help me in the kitchen. I do all the cleanup. I load the dishwasher, and I empty it. I swear to god, I have been looking for my favorite cereal bowl now for three days. Finally, if you open the freezer and see a giant tub of Blue Bell pistachio ice cream with only enough left in it to feed one person, do not eat it! I know, a good host would just look the other way while you suck down his favorite ice cream, but I am not that guy.
I think I would make a perfect house guest for you, I don't like pistachio ice cream, I hate going places with the people I visit, I tend to leave early and return late and I don't like to interact too much. "Just leave me alone" is my motto.
ReplyDeleteGive me your address again Alan, I have to send your CD to you, you winner you:)
Jackie
blissfarmantiques@gmail.com
Good idea, I'll have to develop a list of rules too.
ReplyDeleteI love those rules. Especially the, "don't expect me to go places with you" rule. I am so sick of some of the tourist attractions around here (however, I never get tired of cream teas).
ReplyDeleteI don't have guests. My place is too small....and most people stay away because they are allergic to my five cats.
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