Chrisanity, Day Two.

"I need the lights. Get the Christmas Tree lights down."

"Umph, ugh.....ooohf..."

"I think that may be them up there."

"Grunt, pant, ugh... "

" On the top shelf Alan, pull that box down."

"Ooomphkay...  "

Crash, tinkle, tinkle, tink.
"Ouch, sonofabitch!"

"Oh my god, what did you do?"

"Goddamnit, goddamnit, goddamnit... sonofabitchmother.... "

"Why would you do that? Why would you throw glass ornaments like that? If one of them is broken...  "

"Why did I do that? Why the hell did I do that? How about, are you okay Alan, how about that?"

May the Christmas Spirit be with all of you, as it is with me.