The view from my office desk. |
Plastic tape, cardboard
boxes, old newspapers, and bubble wrap. That's what my days have been full of
for the last few weeks. Packing, packing, packing, and secretly throwing shit
in the garbage, hoping Mark doesn't find it. We still have some things left
to pack for our move, but today Mark said something surprising, "I think we've packed almost
everything." I looked around, and it was true. Much of the house has been packed away, making
it a little harder for me to throw things in the garbage. Throwing things in
the garbage and watching the garbage truck come by and toss all that stuff into its
giant maw gives me a very good feeling. Kind of a tingling deep inside. I
tossed quite a bit of stuff after our moving sale last Saturday, and yesterday
I brought all of the rest of the shit over to a place called Boomerang's. It's
a resale shop here in town, and all of the money they make is used to rescue
dogs and cats. They also have free neutering and spaying for dogs and cats
right there in a special bus that shows up once a week. The only thing
Boomerang's wouldn't take were Mark's beloved VHS tapes that I've been trying
to throw out for the last few years. That was when Mark finally realized that
they were worthless, we don't even own a VCR anymore. So he allowed me to dump
them in Boomerang's dumpster. Mark is having a hard time with all of this.
Being a borderline hoarder, I have to gently cajole him and promise him future
shopping to get him to let go. Still, it doesn't always work. Just yesterday I
noticed some things being packed up in boxes for the move to Chicago, with
price tags on them. The price tags we used in the moving sale. Mark was doing
the 'clawback' maneuver. He was grabbing things that had already been agreed
upon as gone, and taking them with him. So my job is quite clear now. I have to
get as much of this crap into the garbage bin, and out to the garbage truck as fast as
possible before I have to pay to move it to Chicago.
Are the dogs and Mark getting a prescip for valium for the ride up? That would make for a nice quiet ride to listen to an Al Capone audio book on tape.
ReplyDeleteChandler is a dream in the car, he just lays down and sleeps. Bette is already on Phenobarbital. And Mark will be riding in the car, I'll be riding in the truck with Mark's brother. I have this all planned out. I only feel sorry for Mark's friend, Jim, who will be driving with him.
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