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When Mark and I first got together he would make fantastic
dinners. Huge spreads with more food than my mom used to make for her giant
family. I had never seen so much food on a plate in my life. Mark has always
said that he enjoys the fact that I like his cooking. He also said that he likes
to have enough food on the table just in case somebody drops in, which does
happen once in awhile. I, having been brought up by Lila, was taught to never
waste food. As a kid I was constantly reminded of the starving children in Europe.
So I would force down my peas and carrots. I would choke down the dried out,
overcooked "steak" which was more shoe leather than meat. And when it
came to Mark's dinners, I would do the same. Except Mark's food is delicious.
It is like the best restaurant food from the best restaurant, only better. I
quickly gained around fifty pounds after Mark moved in. One by product of
Mark's extravagant dinners, are the leftovers. Having been taught by Lila not
to waste food, I would neatly pack all the dinner leftovers into plastic
containers and store them in the refrigerator. Everything from the giant salads
that Mark would serve, to the desserts and all that came in between. The
problem came when I realized that Mark does not do leftovers. Every evening
Mark would cook a complete new meal while the food from days before aged in the
refrigerator. Sometimes it would age to the point of turning into a disgusting
goo. So I have learned to not save so much. I pick out the best of a meal and
store that away in the fridge while throwing the rest in the garbage. Then
every few days I have lunch. I open the refrigerator, grab all the leftovers,
and make lunch. Sunday's lunch consisted of a pork chop stewed in watermelon
juice from Thursday night, a chicken enchilada that Mark had made on Friday,
and one non-Mark dish, orange chicken from the Chinese restaurant. I am never
going to lose those fifty pounds, never, ever.
And as God is your witness you will never go hungry again! That is until Mark gets fed up with Chicago, packs his things and cookware, and ships off back to warm Florida. Then you can go back to living with an empty fridge like you had with that lazy ass roommate you had before you met Mark.
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