Some of you may be too young to know this, but this is
Don Knotts. He played 'The Nervous Man' on the
Steve Allen Show back in the 1950s. Sometimes
Mark reminds me of him.
Mark is a nervous type. He
tends to panic easily, so sometimes I don't react as quickly as I should. On
Saturday he kept complaining about a pain in his ear and that he was dizzy.
Nothing new there, the dizzy part. Then late Saturday evening I heard him screaming
about his face.
"What's happening? My face, something's wrong
with my face!"
I took note of that and
continued watching my movie on the television. He then came stumbling into the
living room.
"Look at my face, my eye. It's drooping, I'm
having a stroke."
I looked up at him and he was
correct, he had a problem. So I gave him an aspirin.
"Do you want me to take
you to the Emergency Room?"
"I don't know, I'm dying... "
"I don't know, I'm dying... "
Then I remembered that
because Mark had been to the ER three times this year, they had me sign him up
for home care. I looked in the folder they gave us to see what they wanted me
to do, and it said to call the home care people first. So I did.
"I think Mark is having
a stroke." I told them, and then I listed the symptoms. This was around
10:30PM. I was told that a nurse would call me back. I waited and at 11:30PM
the nurse called. I explained what was happening. With a sigh, the nurse
responded.
"Okay, I was just up there in that neighborhood.
It will take me an hour and a half to get back up there. I'm in South Holland now."
So I waited. All this time
Mark was in a panic.
"This is a stroke, I'm having a stroke. When will
she be here? I'm going to die before she gets here."
One hour and a half later the
phone rang.
"Are you here? I don't
see anybody out there." I said, assuming it was the nurse.
"Umm.. no. Is this Mark? I'm in Libertyville. I'm
the nurse."
"No, this is Alan. I
thought you were in South Holland. I thought you said you'd be here by
now."
The nurse on the phone seemed
a bit confused, but assured me that she would be there in one hour. Now I was
confused.
"But what happened to
the nurse from South Holland?"
The nurse from Libertyville made up some story about the other nurse having another patient to visit, and then she hung up. Now another hour went by and Mark was babbling on and on about having a stroke. No matter what I told him, he was sure he was having a stroke. I could see he was using both arms, he was walking, and he was talking normal. The only thing odd was that the left side of his face looked like it was melting off the bone. Finally, at two in the morning, the nurse arrived causing the dogs to go crazy. I wrangled them into the kitchen and locked the gate. Scout continued to bark. Chandler went to sleep. After explaining to the nurse what the problem was, a stroke according to Mark, she informed us that she was not a doctor and couldn't diagnose him. This sent Mark into a tizzy.
The nurse from Libertyville made up some story about the other nurse having another patient to visit, and then she hung up. Now another hour went by and Mark was babbling on and on about having a stroke. No matter what I told him, he was sure he was having a stroke. I could see he was using both arms, he was walking, and he was talking normal. The only thing odd was that the left side of his face looked like it was melting off the bone. Finally, at two in the morning, the nurse arrived causing the dogs to go crazy. I wrangled them into the kitchen and locked the gate. Scout continued to bark. Chandler went to sleep. After explaining to the nurse what the problem was, a stroke according to Mark, she informed us that she was not a doctor and couldn't diagnose him. This sent Mark into a tizzy.
"It's a stroke. I'm having a stroke. Look at
me... Oh my god... It's a goddamned stroke!"
The nurse sat there and said
nothing while Mark continued to scream at her. Finally I stepped in.
"Mark, you aren't having
a stroke. Quit saying that word, stroke. Something is happening but it is not a
stroke."
Everybody shut up for a
moment. That's when I asked the nurse if it could be Bell's Palsy. I've known
other people with that affliction and that is what it was looking like to me.
The nurse, who I will call Clarice, looked surprised and then consulted with
her smart phone. She quickly paged through Google and said, "Yes, it could be that."
Well for krissakes, I could
have done that. I could be a Google nurse. So today Mark will call his
doctor and I will call that healthcare at home place. The doctor will help Mark
with his Bell's Palsy, and we will adjust the home healthcare thing.
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