It's a Fact

It's a fact,

After a certain age you must sit down when putting on your underpants. Otherwise you will find yourself splayed out on the floor with your big toe tangled up in the leg hole of your underpants.

It's a fact,

You are the only person on Earth who knows how to properly merge into traffic.

It's a fact,

Thirty minutes after you have vacuumed, like a tumbleweed in the desert, a ball of loose dog (or cat) hair will roll across the floor. No matter how many pieces of furniture you have moved and vacuumed under.

It's a fact,

Roughly half the population wasn't paying attention when they were taught reading comprehension in grade school. 

It's a fact,

Your cat believes that you are more of a warm blanket that dispenses food, than a friend.

It's a fact,

Cable will go out at the worst  possible time....  which of course, Could be any time. Because even if you don't really want to watch television, if the cable goes out, you get pissed.

It's a fact,

More than once in your life, your mother considered you to possibly be more of a pain in the ass than you were worth. She got over it.

It's a fact,
Summer is too hot. Winter is too cold. Humans are never satisfied.