I love
riding the bus. Can you smell the sarcasm in that sentence? Actually it isn’t
so bad, at best it is entertaining. Yesterday morning while standing at a bus
stop at Western and Peterson, the man standing behind me farted, a loud and
generous fart. I know it was him because we were the only two people there. I
turned around, and looked at him. He just continued staring down the street,
looking for the bus. After we
boarded the bus I noticed something. Up front are seats designated for cripples
like me. I never use them, for that would be admitting my shortcomings.
Instead, I continue towards the back of the bus and sit with the rest of the
rabble. Not so for certain people, people who are not really handicapped. I’m
talking about fat people whose only handicap is that they eat like they were
born on an Iowa pig farm. This morning there were three humongous sows taking
up six handicap seats. This would normally piss me off except that the farting
man sat down right next to them. Unfortunately, they probably couldn’t even
smell the aroma over their own.
Bus? Don't you guys have a car?
ReplyDeletehi alan.
ReplyDeleteAnd that is why the fatsos should have to buy 2 tickets!! Especially on an airplane!
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