This post is
about poop, so if that bothers you stop reading it now.
I learned two things on our drive to Chicago
last week. First, that my dog has a really good memory. At our first hotel
in Georgia, I took Chandler out for walkies, and after fifteen minutes of
searching he found the exact spot that he had pooped on the year before, so he
pooped right on that spot. Twenty four hours later, at our hotel in Nashville,
after five minutes of walkies, I realized that he needed to find last year’s
poop spot. Sure enough, after I walked him across the street to the rival
hotel, Chandler pooped on their lawn.
Another
thing that I learned on our drive to Chicago this year is that you should not
take a laxative the night before you leave for a long drive. About two hours
into our trip last Wednesday, I found myself sitting in a temporary roadside
toilet facility. It seems that the Florida Turnpike Authority had decided to
rebuild the bathrooms near Fort Pierce. So I sat there in the bathroom trailer, bouncing on the toilet
as each semi truck roared by, relieving myself like a Kennedy Space Center
booster rocket. It wasn't pretty.
Another
thing I learned is not to believe (redacted) when he says he feels fine. I know, I
said I learned two things, but this is something I already knew. It is Sunday and
we are sitting in an emergency room in Chicago. Apparently (redacted) didn’t feel as
good as he thought he did when we left on Wednesday.
Oh NO. Emergency room?!
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ReplyDeletePlease keep us updated on Mark's condition.
ReplyDeleteMark? Mark? Who said anything about Mark? However, Mr.(redacted) should be released today if his insurance company cooperates.
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