I find humankind
to be divided between the stupid, and the intelligent with a number of humans
to be floating somewhere in between, sort of like free electrons drawn to
whatever looks shiny. I know that at times I am stuck between smart and stupid,
but I like to think that most of the time I drift towards smart. It’s when I have
to deal with the bunch mired firmly in the stupid camp that I am driven crazy. Saturday
we ordered chicken from Harold’s Chicken Shack. Mark ordered on line, and put
in the special request space the words, “Please include some ketchup.” Well, an
hour later our chicken arrived. It was smothered with ketchup. Not only the
chicken, but the fries and bread were also completely covered in ketchup. How
goddamned stupid do you have to be to not figure out that Mark wanted ketchup
on the side?
So that was Saturday’s stupid. On Sunday one of our tenants called and told me that nobody had received
mail for over a week. Mr. ‘O’, our Korean mailman had struck again. Mark and I
put our mail on hold before going to Chicago. We made a point of telling the
people at the post office that Mr. ‘O’ does not understand English, and he
needs to be told not to hold all the mail for the entire building. Either they
didn’t tell him that, or he is so goddamned stupid….. wait a minute, let me catch my breath here.
Okay now let
me go on. I guess we need people like that to show us just how brilliant we
are. I just hope we brilliant people are at least marginally in the majority.
The words, "please include ketchup" was exactly what they did to your order. They included ketchup exactly as Mark requested.
ReplyDeleteNow if Mark would have written," please include ketchup ON THE SIDE" I'm sure that is what he would have received.
They are not mind readers you know.
Live and learn.
Sometimes I order chipotle online. I put
ReplyDelete"guac on the side please" and they still put it in my bowl. Just on the side in my bowl!!! Nope. No fixing stupid.
Most people would figure out that Mark didn't want ketchup on everything including the bread. Only stupid people would do that.
ReplyDeleteYou can ask people to put things "on the side" but they still screw it up. I think it all depends on what kind of mood they are in when they get the order! Poor Mark!
ReplyDeleteI really did laugh out loud when I read this.
ReplyDeleteI'm always trying to figure out if I'm actually smart or stupid. I do some damn stupid things...But I think I would know to put ketchup on the side.
And I think you two are probably pretty smart. But it's nice to have people validate that, isn't it?
Gee, I never had a ketchup sandwich.
ReplyDeleteI know someone who made ketcup sandwiches for her kids when they were little - YUK!!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately most of the brilliant people are to smart to procreate.
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