Thursday, October 30, 2014
Dye Hard
Nothing happening around here
today, so I'll tell you a story from a few years ago. Believe it or not, I used
to color my hair. When it first started going gray I panicked. I ran down to
the drug store and bought some of that stuff that they said was "Just for
Men". Didn't want any of that foo, foo, women's coloring crap. I needed
the manly hair dye. It worked, sort of. I did notice that a few of my gray
hairs showed through, but for the most part it worked fine. After a few years
of coloring my hair I decided to stop. The results were disheartening, I looked
old. So after the next haircut, I ran back down to the drug store and bought
some more hair dye. This time I decided that I would try something different,
something that wasn't 'Just for Men'. That evening I stood in front of the
mirror in the bathroom, read the instructions, and poured that crap all over my
beloved hair. I had to wait for a set
amount of time before I rinsed it out, so I sat on the toilet and read a
magazine. After the allotted time I jumped into the shower and proceeded to
rinse that crap right out of my hair. When the water
pouring down the drain stopped flowing dark brown I got out of the shower and
dried myself off. While I patted myself down with a towel, I noticed that not
all of the hair dye had rinsed off of my skin. Hair dye had dribbled down my forehead, my temples, and the
back of my neck. I took the wash cloth and
tried to scrub the coloring off. No
matter how hard I scrubbed, it wouldn't come off. I tried every possible
remedy, but nothing was working, so I went for the nuclear option. Comet
Cleanser. I took a can of Comet Cleanser, shook out an amount into the wash
cloth, and started scrubbing my forehead, temples, and neck. It hurt like hell,
but it got the brown out. In fact it turned my skin a sickly sort of white for
the next few days. I guess the point of this story is, if you plan on coloring
your hair, have a professional do it. Either that, or plan on learning the intricacies
of anal bleaching. Yes, I could do that now. I have experience bleaching human
flesh.
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Not that I'm going to, but how long do you leave the Comet on the "desired area" being bleached? Also does it remove Hemorrhoids or just change their color?
ReplyDeleteJust scrub the brown away Hostess, no need to leave it on longer than necessary. As for hemorrhoids, I think Drano will take care of that problem.
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