I wrote about the cats
pooping in the front yard a while ago, and how much Chandler relishes those
delicious nuggets. One of my sisters suggested mothballs to keep the cats out
of the front yard, and although a friend of mine suggested mothballs were poisonous
to dogs, I tossed a few handfuls of them out there anyway. I'll just have to be
vigilant when I take the dogs out front. So anyway, here are the results of my
mothballed front yard experiment. Last night I went out to feed the cats and
they both were out front, strolling among the mothballs. They didn't seem the
least bit bothered by them. Then this morning when I took the dogs for a walk,
I opened the front door, and there was the neighbor's cat lounging among the
mothballs. She was laying out in the yard completely at ease while surrounded
by the chemical stench of mothballs. So now I have a front yard that the cats
are still pooping in, strewn with mothballs, and every time I open the front
door it smells like a crazy cat lady's closet.
Bobcat urine? Although extracting some is going to be a bitch.
ReplyDeleteHow did that guy ever get a career as a comedian. He sucks. Maybe that selling his urine thing is a sideline to make ends meet.
ReplyDeleteI just got that...
ReplyDeleteLess than 24 hours. Sometimes it takes me decades to get a joke.
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