About ten days ago I went to
the doctor because my gouty ankle was hurting so bad. The doctor asked me if
the ankle was swollen at all, and I said no. So he told me to sit up on the
examination table and take off my shoe and sock. He stepped back to take a look
and said in a kind of shocked voice, "Oh! That's very swollen."
Apparently, from the angle of looking down at my foot, I couldn't see that it
was swollen. The doctor put me on a prednisone pack for six days and told me to
come back when I finished that pack. He told me that by the fourth day
everything would be just fine. He was wrong. By the fourth day I could barely
walk. This is something that my dogs do not understand, this not walking. So I
dutifully took Bette and Chandler for their walks despite the pain. The trouble is that halfway around the
block I couldn't walk any more. Yesterday morning it hurt so badly that I
seriously didn't think I would make it home. When I got to the big house on the
corner, the halfway point, I plopped down in the grass next to a big tree and
begged Chandler to please drag me the rest of the way home. Instead of helping
me, Chandler peed on the tree and then ate some grass. After a few odd stares
from passing cars, and the fact that it was about to rain, I pulled myself back
up, limped home, and called the doctor's office.
We're trying another type of
pill now. It's basically Aleve with some kind of extra ingredient that will
keep the Aleve from eating through my stomach wall. So far, so good. I walked
Chandler twice now and it only felt like a very fat person was stomping on my
ankle, instead of an elephant. Seeing as I am the fat person stomping on my
ankle, it's not so bad.
This reads like an episode of Lassie that got left on the cutting room floor.
ReplyDeleteChandler is smart, but not nearly as smart as Lassie. If Timmy fell down the well he would pee on it.
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