Potty Mouth
About eleven years ago I got fired from a job because they claimed I said the word fuck in front of a customer. I was highly insulted and insisted that I would never do that. After watching this video, I now realize that it is entirely probable that they were right. If you had asked me before I played this back, I would have told you that I did not curse while making this video.
About eleven years ago I got fired from a job because they claimed I said the word fuck in front of a customer. I was highly insulted and insisted that I would never do that. After watching this video, I now realize that it is entirely probable that they were right. If you had asked me before I played this back, I would have told you that I did not curse while making this video.
By the way, here is what I knocked off the wall with my fat ass. A picture that Mark had hung over the doorway. I only broke out the glass in the frame.
Oh my gosh Alan - you are too funny! Didn't think I would be laughing so hard at you setting rat bait, but I laughed so hard listening to you that I cried!
ReplyDeleteDo you eat with that mouth?
ReplyDeleteOn the TV show "Pawn Stars" the bosshas a "Cuss jar." Everytime an employee of the shop cusses in the store they have to put a dollar in the jar.
ReplyDeleteNeedless to say, but the owner said he'll be able to retire early now and this season the jar has been replaced with a big fish bowl.
Alan would need to empty the swimming pool to have enough room for his "cuss jar".
ReplyDeleteOh Alan....it was like Dad had come back for a visit!!! You have learned well, grasshopper. Oh, and the picture you knocked down, I noticed the "look" on the angels face...she did NOT appreciate your language ;o) !!!
ReplyDeleteI just thought that was the way we all expressed ourselves in joy, anger, and excitement - All taken from the Big Al Swearing Vocabulary Book. I can do sentences, can you!!! LOL those rats don't have a chance.
ReplyDeleteRAT UPDATE: All evidence of live rats in the attic are gone. The pitter patter of little feet up there has been replaced by the faint, yet unmistakable aroma of dead rat. It is making Mark sick to his stomach and he is refusing to cook, as the kitchen is where the smell is strongest. I just might lose some weight this week.
ReplyDeleteOh NO! That is so funny... it's funny you would think that you DIDN'T cuss!!!
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