Please tell me what you're doing to get Mark to cook for you all the time. I want my girlfriend to cook me dinner. Wait- don't tell me what you're doing...I don't think as a lesbian I'm supposed to be doing that sort of thing...
I don't do anything. He keeps me fat so I don't look appealing to others, thus assuring him that I will always be here. Fat and stupid. It's very hard to resist.
Don't forget drunk. As Dean Wormer said in Animal House, fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
How about Overweight, Intoxicated, and thickheaed?
Garet must be on the vodka again!
How about, yummmmm, blueberry muffins.
They look so good I could smell them!!! He really should have a little Ma and Pa restaurant......
Maybe a hotdog stand would be a good idea...what do ya think?
No, the problem with the hot dog stand for Mark: dealing with the customers (he should be back in the kitchen), standard food (no chance to "whip" something up on his own), regimented hours (it should be open when the "food spirit" hits him!).
The muffins look great. As I told Mark, if he's going to bake he needs to call his friends and take their orders.I thought Mark was supposed to keep you barefoot and pregnant.
Alan is barefoot and pregnant....
He may be pregnant, but he's not barefoot. He likes those black socks and sandals!
Socks and sandals are bad enough. But, black socks!!! What ever happened to the striped tube socks?