Roofies

Okay, here's my opinion of the dad in Colorado who claimed his six year old son had stowed away on his Jiffy Pop balloon. He's an asshole, and his wife is an idiot. I don't know how she can even live with that crazy, egotistical, bastard. As for the kids, it must be like living in bizzarro Disneyland for them. They are having a good time now, but I'll bet they are all charter members of the Future Assholes of America club. It will be interesting to see where they all are in ten years.

I wouldn't have brought those people up, except I was sitting here in my office yesterday and I heard kids screaming and laughing from the house next door. When I looked out the window, I could see three little kids running back and forth on the roof of my neighbors house, the neighbors who I refer to as the 'Clampetts'. These kids are about eight years old, and I'm pretty sure their dad and mom were home. Of course we all know that just because mom and dad are home, it doesn't mean they are awake and sober. I was truly torn about going over there and knocking on the door to tell the parents what was going on, but I figured with all the commotion and stomping across the roof, they must have been aware. I also remembered that when I was a kid, my brothers, sisters, and I would climb up on top of our garage and play. If it was good enough for me as a kid, then what right do I have to ruin those kids good time. Besides, it is only a twelve foot drop, and except for the side with the concrete driveway, most of the perimeter has nice soft grass to break the fall.