Friday, December 4, 2009

Photo Friday

On the grass in front of the church where Chandler likes to poop are some AT&T switching boxes. Apparently one of the AT&T techs has become tired of stepping in the dog crap and has left a little message for all the dog owners who use that area.
The tech then went one step further, and spray painted circles around each pile of poop.
Now, none of those circled poo piles belong to Chandler. His dumping spot of choice is under the bushes about twenty feet to the south. No, I don't pick up Chandler's turds. They are fertilizing the oleander bushes, and I think the church should thank me.

14 comments:

  1. Wow, he had a lot of time on his hands. I really need some of that paint, btw.

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  2. I think it is illegal in Ft Laud not to clean up after your dog. But you live in Wilton Manors. I'm not sure if they adopted that law. I would think the bending down to scoop the poop would be good excercise for you btw.

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  3. The good news is that he used the correct color for locating underground utilities. (Phone is orange)

    I would have used green for poo/sewer.

    Leave him a note (use bright pink paint!) and tell him that he used the wrong color for poo. :)

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  4. Anon, yes it is illegal to poop on the church's grass here in Wilton Manors. But once again, they don't pay real estate taxes, so screw them.

    Thanks for the color coding info Maggie, but what does Pink connote in telephone tech lingo?

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  5. Well it isn't illegal for your dog to poop on the church lawn unless there is a poop patrol now in WM.

    It's best to just be responsible and clean up after Chandler. It's the right thing to do.

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  6. Who's cleaning up for the raccoons and iguanas? He poops under the bushes. I am not going to crawl in there and clean that up. If he poops on a neighbors lawn, I clean it up. I always feel so proud, walking down the street with that heavy bag of shit dangling from my hand.

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  7. I think you should get report that person you spray painted the grass and city side walk.

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  8. God can see you Alan...God can...

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  9. Especially since it's right in front of a church. I'll listen, and if I hear God tell me to, I'll pick it up.

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  10. Just spell DOG backwards...........

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  11. I can't believe Alan World seems to get the most comments when the topic is dog poo, dead rats, or drag queens.

    only at Alan World...

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  12. I turned around and spelled D.O.G. and it was still dog. ???

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  13. You deserve to step in it and then put your shoes in the closet. When will we hear about that story.

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