Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Delusion

Working with Alicia has been fascinating. She is the mistress of illusion. In fact you may not even have realized that Alicia isn't even a woman, but a man in a wig. Those voluptuous breasts are really nothing more than a pair of my anklet socks rolled up in a ball. And that voice, when Alicia speaks it is as feminine as a sweet young girl, like melted sugar at the bottom of a glass of iced tea. You would never guess that sound was coming from a virile manly man.

In making the Alicia videos, I have had to learn how to create a theater of mind for the viewer. For instance, in 'House of Boobs' I had to recreate a state of the art medical setting. One that would be convincing. I think I succeeded quite nicely, you would never have guessed I did that in my living room. Then there are the 'Real Housewives' series, where the illusion is that I am truly interacting with the vacuous broads from Bravo. Once again, through seamless editing the viewer is conned into believing I am right in the room with them.

Like I said, I'm having a great time with Alicia and her spectacular illusions. Right now Alicia and I are working on a hilarious video set in the dead of winter, and I have to recreate a snow laden landscape. I've been told that recycled asbestos, chopped up and blown all around with a big box fan looks just like new fallen snow. We'll see how that works out.

14 comments:

  1. Thank you Ed Wood.

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  2. As Alicia ages I'll bet her hair will turn purple !

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  3. ...and she'll start wearing FLAMBOYANT and FABULOUS reading glasses. Just a hunch....

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  4. Get her a hearing aide also, it runs in the family.

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  5. I get it...like a transvestite Jim Henson, right? p.s. this post had more Southern similes and metaphors than a Willa Cather novel.

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  6. What? Alicia, you must do something with your hair?

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  7. Garrett, I did. I put it on my head.

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  8. Damn it Hostess. I flunked English classes throughout grade school and high school. Now I have to go look up those two words.

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  9. The biggest shock is that the boobs aren't real!!! BTW Alan, a new Salvation Army store just opened up down the road from me... I'll be doing some Alicia shopping after the Grand Opening. That is, if I can fight off the "Housewives of Glendale Heights"!!

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  10. Peggy: Let's do sequins next... hehe

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  11. Sequins get all over the place, and then I'll start finding them in Chandler's poop.

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  12. Ok, moo moos will suffice.

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