Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Troubling Tuesday

Tuesday was a crazy day. It was one of those confusing, frustrating, and hectic days that come along once in awhile. As you may know, I am re-decorating my office, and I have hired a friend of Mark's to get the old wall paper off the walls. I tried my hand at it, but after five minutes I realized that this was actually labor intensive. Lucky for me, Mark's friend Willie is a six foot, two inch tall, young Puerto Rican and very capable of doing the job. Later in the afternoon A.T. & T. called to inform me that the cheaper upgrade for my internet and voice that I ordered was actually going to cost me more money, and I would have to install an extra phone line if I wanted to keep my second phone number. I told the  A.T. & T. lady to cancel the order. She told me that I would have to talk to a special department for cancelling orders if I was going to do that. I ended up on hold for forty minutes waiting for 'John' to help me. By the time 'John' picked up the line I was fuming, but that's okay, I'm sure he's heard most of those words I used before. Finally, there was breakfast with Mark. We went out for breakfast, and at the restaurant I informed Mark that I was not going to fulfill his full Christmas wish list. There was no way in hell that I was going to buy him a goddamned, five hundred dollar food blender. That's right, five hundred dollars. He pled his case by telling me that it actually made soup right in the blender. I countered with the fact that I can actually make soup right in a pot on the stove, or even in the microwave oven. Mark countered my argument with pursed lips, an icy stare, and silence. The silence lasted all through breakfast.
I just know his mother never gave him a good slap in the puss when he was a kid.

5 comments:

  1. You're grumpy, Alan. If my wife let me hire a hot, young Puerto Rican to redo my office I'd just enjoy the view.

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  2. The problem is that the Puerto Rican is a friend of Mark's, and I know him as well. You know, too close. Now if he was a stranger and I could fantasize about him while he scraped away my old wall paper....

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  3. As an old fart I would have done your office for half of what you are paying that young, hot, strapping, good-looking, built, tanned, sexy Puerto Rican stud. Wait!? Did I just say I would do the "office".... What I meant was....

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  4. Hey, with your eyesight you could have ignored the icy stare and just enjoyed a quiet breakfast! Make that lemonade!

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  5. You KNOW you're buying the blender, right???

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