A week ago I watched 60
Minutes, and they had an interesting segment featuring Oprah. She interviewed a bunch of
voters from Michigan, some Trump voters and some non-Trump voters. One of the
Trump voters mentioned that she felt safer now that Trump was president and
Oprah asked her, "In what way?"
The Trump voter then said, "Well, now I can say Merry Christmas
without fear." An interesting statement. I thought about it for a few
days, wondering if it really was okay to walk around saying Merry Christmas. So
I decided that I would give it a try. I would see if you can walk around
Chicago and say Merry Christmas without any repercussions.
First I walked up California
Avenue, north into the very ethnic West Rogers Park neighborhood. As I passed
the fire station near Granville Avenue, I noticed the firemen had the door open
and were wiping down the fire truck.
"Merry Christmas!"
I called out to them.
They looked up from their
task for just a moment. One of them shook his head and then they continued
wiping off the truck. Hmmm.. not very cordial. The closer to Devon Avenue I
got, the more people I encountered. One man, wearing all black clothes and a
wide brim black hat was walking towards me.
I smiled and said, "Merry Christmas!"
I smiled and said, "Merry Christmas!"
"Debil", was what he said back to me.
Obviously he
did not speak English. I continued on and turned up Devon Avenue, where I stopped
in a little food store. I grabbed a soda from the cooler and as I walked up to
the counter to pay I said, "Merry Christmas."
"Merry Christmas? What drugs you are on?" asked the man in a heavy Middle
Eastern accent.
"I just
want to wish you a Merry Christmas." I told him.
"Two dollars."
So far
nobody seemed very happy to hear me say Merry Christmas, but also nobody told
me not to say it. As I walked up Devon, a person wearing a full burka was coming
towards me. Once again, in my most pleasant voice, I exclaimed "Merry
Christmas!"
Not only was
this person not friendly, but the young man accompanying the person under the burka, yelled at me in a foreign language. It was disappointing to find that nobody
was in the Christmas spirit. Again and again I would wish people along Devon
Avenue a Merry Christmas, and again and again they would look at me as if I
were nuts. I decided to make my way back home. I walked along the sidewalk,
past a school, and I decided to try one more time. To the little children
leaving the school, I said "Merry Christmas." I made sure that I said
it to each and every one of them. Apparently the staff at 'Yeshivas
Bet Sefer' did not appreciate my Christmas greetings to the children. They started screaming
at me and called the cops.
After my little experiment, I realized that the woman on 60 Minutes who
voted for Trump and said that she now feels safer, was mistaken. I think what
she is actually feeling, is emboldened.
Always entertaining Alan.
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