So many things that are enjoyable, are just so damn bad for you. Right now I am eating some jelly beans from Easter, which I told Mark NOT to bring into the house. These of course, are not on my diet, and I know they are bad for me, yet I continue to pound them down because they are the 'gourmet' jelly beans and I love them.
It's not just that I do and eat things that are bad for me, I crave them. Take for instance smoking. Twenty four years after quitting, I still crave sitting back and smoking a cigarette while enjoying another bad thing, a cocktail. Maybe instead of looking for a cure for lung cancer, they should try inventing a safe cigarette, and safe liquor.
One craving that I just can't fulfill, and it's probably just as well, is White Castle. Often I crave those little square sliders, yet here in Florida you just can't get them. Sure they have the frozen ones at the supermarket, but it just isn't the same. When you put them in the microwave, they come out weird, with the bread all chewy, and none of that good grease that comes right off the grill. They also have an imitator here in Florida, called Krystal. Krystal sucks. Just because your burger is square and small, doesn't make it a White Castle.
Now it is my opinion that a White Castle burger can't be all that bad for you. It seems to have some medicinal value. I know, because I used to use it as an antidote for another bad thing. A hangover. When I lived in Chicago, if I woke up with a hangover, I'd stop at the White Castle for breakfast on my way to work. Three cheeseburgers at eight in the morning, and I was feeling fine. Jelly beans won't do that for you.