Monday, August 19, 2013

Lizard Town

I had warned the neighborhood children not to open the green gate, and to stay off the plank road. It had become dangerous since the Faeries of Wilton Manors had escaped their prison. There was good reason the Lizard Men had trapped them in the cage at the end of the road. The Faeries were the sworn enemies of the Lizard Men and had been using their powers to lure them into the clutches of the beast, Chandler. For months, until the Faeries were imprisoned, bodies of the Lizard men were showing up. Eviscerated, and decapitated bodies, sometimes only twitching lizard tails, littered the Plank Road which was the only way in and out of Lizard Town. Now the horrors had resumed, only this time it was human children that had been chased down by the Chandler and eaten. Bits and pieces were all that were found at the end of that road. A tiny arm here, a shock of fine blonde hair, stained with blood over there. It was horrible. So the Lizard Men along with the Toads of the Back Yard, had joined forces to hunt down the Faeries and the Chandler beast, and put an end to it forever. This time the Faeries would not be jailed, but destroyed......   and then I woke up, and I didn't even have a hangover.


  1. Alan, it's been done already by Newhart, Life on Mars, and St. Elsewhere. Remember Bob Newhart's words: "Honey, wake up, you won't believe the dream I just had." (PS: I'll have to mail my e-mail address because I don't have yours. I've changed computers too often.) Windows 8 sucks!

  2. I'm rooting for the Chandler beast. There are too many children and lizard men in the forest for me.