Thursday, August 29, 2013


Lady Bozo
Ever since Monday morning I've been hearing about the end of the world as we know it because Miley Cyrus dry humped Robin Thicke on the MTV Awards. All the television blabbers were aghast and wanted blood. I think the worst offense was Brook Shields criticism. "Desperate", was what she said. Brooke, do you remember Pretty Baby, Calvin Klein Jeans, The Blue Lagoon?  Anyway, I have a couple of questions for those who were shocked by what they saw. First, where have you been? You do know that Michael Jackson is dead and Flock of Seagulls are fat old men don't you? MTV is not what you might think it is anymore. They don't play videos, they play "reality" shows non stop. Horrible reality shows. Second, are you aware of what your kids watch? If it is too much trouble to actually supervise the kids, the government has installed a little nanny in the television to help you. It's called the V-Chip. It will block out most of the objectionable material, except for Fox News. That you would have to block on your own, which is quite easy to do on all cable television systems. I do it every time my brother visits.

I really don't give a poop about the MTV Awards. I didn't see them until Mark played the recording of the program this morning. It was barely watchable. There was one thing I did find disgusting though. It wasn't Lady Gaga, she was merely annoying. It wasn't Miley Cyrus. It was the commercials. So many commercials that even fast forwarding through them took five minutes. Now that is obscene.


  1. Yep TV no matter what it is - SUCKS.

  2. Well, Miley was just trying to out-Madonna Madonna! With her big flappy tongue hanging out of her mouth and her red lips...I guess she is advertising her talent. It looked stupid, as did her back-up dancers and I am just glad I am not her parent. How embarassing that they raised a nasty girl. Where did Hannah Montana go???