Wednesday, August 22, 2012
But I'm the Cool Uncle
... When the line in that TV ad, "I've fawlin, and I can't get up!" is not so funny anymore.
...When the hair in your nose and ears grows faster than the hair on your head.
...When it takes less vodka to get you drunk, although the hangovers are less brutal. Of course that may be because old age is a form of hangover.
...When the sound of young people talking is like a foreign language, and they look at you as if you have antennas growing out of your head if you try to talk to them.
...When you think twice about picking up that quarter you just dropped because getting back up is a major undertaking.
...When you pull a muscle while wiping your ass.
All those things have happened to me.