Friday, March 8, 2013

News Bulletin; Márkus Dead!

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Early this afternoon a man named Mark burst into the home of his handsome and debonair ex-boyfriend, Alan, and murdered Alan's imaginary new boyfriend. Police say that the imaginary new boyfriend, a very sexy and well endowed man named Márkus, was repeatedly stabbed with an imaginary knife. "It was just awful. It was as if he were possessed. I thought for sure I was next." said the very good looking Alan. In a statement to the Keystone Police Department Mark said, "If I can't have him, nobody will. That idiot Márkus was a home wrecking gigolo."
After interrogating the suspect for at least a minute, the police released Mark with the stipulation that he vacuum up the remains of Márkus, clean the kitchen, and make Alan dinner.

Now that didn't take too long, did it?

8 comments:

  1. That is the best you could come up with?

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  2. Ouch Stephen. Not every one of them can be a gem. Sometimes I'm just tired, and sometimes Mark is interrupting me so much it comes out like this. Mark announced that the ban on using him for my stories was lifted, so I killed off Márkus.

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  3. Yeah! Glad Mark came to his senses! Now for some really entertaining stories!

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  4. Yeah! We love to hear about the escapades of Mark and Alan. I hope the reality show comes out soon.

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  5. The truth will set you free...

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  6. You could be the antidote for Honey Boo Boo!!!!

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  7. I think my girlfriend watched this on the ID network. Alan was played by George Clooney and Mark was played by Will Smith.

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  8. Oh, Mark hates Will Smith. Morgan Freeman would be more his speed.

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