Monday, October 26, 2009
Too Good For Wal-Mart
I
am in Target pushing around one of their new light weight shopping
carts, and I am glad for that because I have had to cover ten times the
distance I usually do when I shop here. Not only are these carts light
weight, but they can hold almost twice as much crap as the old ones, and
that has made Mark happy. The reason I have to cover so much extra
ground on this shopping trip, is because overnight the nice people at
Target have re-arranged the entire store. The result is that when I went
to get Chandler a nice chewy toy, the dog and cat area wasn't there
anymore. Instead of dog toys and kitty litter, there was a wall of
televisions and video games. Despite getting directions to the pet
department, I still ended up getting lost. You would think that Mark
would be helping me with his innate ability to find his way around
stores, but no, he disappeared within moments of entering the place,
lured away by the adventure of exploring Target.
After
a long meandering hike, I finally found the pet department, and got
Chandler something to chew on. You see Chandler has been a bad boy
lately and has been chewing on things that aren't his. I figured if I
got him a chew toy, he would stop chewing on the table legs, vacuum
cleaner cord, and Mark. Unfortunately, because of the delay caused by
getting lost in Target, Chandler had time to eat one of my shoe insoles.
He didn't just chew it, he chewed, ate, and swallowed the thing, and I
blame it all on Target. Maybe when he poops out pieces of the Doctor
Scholl's gel insole later, I'll pick them up, and see if Target will let
me return them.
5 comments:
Peggy
Is that a wire Chandler is chewing on????
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Peggy
Oh, mine looks like that when I run over it.....
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