One hour later;
Okay, I've calmed down a little bit. I chatted again with the U-verse people online, and I've decided that Mark's Bravo channel won't be in HD. It uses to much 'bandwidth' according to the online chat wizards. In fact I might fix it so that most of the bedroom television is not in HD, which is a bullshit fix for the problem of not having enough 'steams' to do everything that AT&T had promised U-verse could do. So I'll pour myself a little vodka and spend the next hour deleting useless channels from that bedroom television. Good night.