2/1 with central air, free laundry, pool, dog run, fenced yard, available immediately. In owner occupied triplex. Walk to Wilton Drive nightlife, Alibi, New Moon, Sidelines, etc. Well behaved, flea free pets okay. First month and $950 security dep. required. Landlord pays garbage, sewer, and water.
No Junkies
No Children
No Felons
People Who Look Good in the Pool Given Preference
good lord, that's almost as much as my mortgage.
ReplyDeletehooray for cheap real estate.
you forgot to mention "no musicians" especially drummers and trumpet players...
No snow, no ice, no freezing. The temperature right now is 78 degrees and sunny. Oh yes, and it's not in Wisconsin so you don't have to live near Packer fans.
ReplyDeleteWell Russell, what do you think? Wanna be roomies again?
ReplyDeleteIn the same breath you mention felon, junkies and CHILDREN.This must be one of those over 62 adult only communities.Do you let grandchildren visit. Most senior communities like this don't permit the grandchildren in the pool. They may disturb the sleep of the other elderly.Did Denise actually leave on his own or was he put in a nursing home to make room for another senior?
ReplyDeleteThat looks like a lovely apartment, one that a person could live in for YEARS and YEARS. I'll bet pet sitting could even be included in the lease. What a good deal for a prime piece of real estate. Too bad I live 2600 mile away, I would scoop it up.
ReplyDeleteDave, actually there are children all over this neighborhood. That's why the old lady moved out (I don't mean Dennis). She couldn't handle the kids next door. I love when the family visits, I just don't want to rent to people with kid who will drown in my pool then sue me.
ReplyDeleteDennis, or Denise as Dave said, it is just as easy to move back here as it was to move to the bone dry, hot, inhospitable, desert.
ReplyDeleteDavey dear, just remember...you are older than me.
ReplyDeleteJust get out of your recliner and try to keep up.
I SAID JUST GET UP OUT OF YOUR RECLINER AND TRY TO KEEP UP.
In response to Garet... Ah, NO! Not that it wasn't OK at that time, but I am getting a good deal and prefer not fighting over who's turn it is to buy TP. Not to mention, where will we put all the cats?
ReplyDeleteNice place Alan. But, you should have included a picture of the bedroom. I hope you find a good tenant.
Dennis, I'm not the one who moved to the assisted living home in the Southwest,I'm still in the work force.Darn,I even used Spell Check, plese forgive me Denise.
ReplyDeleteSorry anonymous, I couldn't allow your comment to be published. He may be crabby, and misspell but he is my brother.
ReplyDeleteDavid, I'm glad you're still in the work force, I want my government checks to keep on coming in. If you're ever in the Southwest you would love the model train display at the Living Desert, it's amazing. Well, I better let you get to bed, Monday morning comes mighty early for you workers.
ReplyDeleteWhat discounts are available? Like do you get a discount for watching your animals while you and mark are away? How about if one is "beach material?" Can one get a rent discount for various property management tasks such as landscape duties, trash removal, fixing and painting things, or nude sunbathing?
ReplyDeleteDennis, don't believe Dave about being in the workforce. He just told me he hasn't been working since July and is living off his wife like a gigolo!
ReplyDeleteLets have a new blog vote for Dave.
ReplyDeleteDo you believe Dave is still employed?
Yes
No
He's employed as the engineer of his model train.
Hey Alan, after reading about your interaction with the local police I think we can ALL understand the part about NO FELONS even better!
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